The Single Bypass Burger: beef patty, bacon, fried egg, cheese, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, pickles, onion rings.
I tried. I really did. But my arteries started crying and I had to stop.
Legend tells of an even greater burger. A bigger, meaner, cholesterol-ier burger. Behold, the Triple Bypass Burger.
It's the Death Star of fast food.